Blaf.
History: Patient has spent the last three days working at a feverish pace in an isolated, poorly-ventilated, crowded room up the river. She reports occasional right-sided tinnitus and the desire to bang her head repeatedly against the wall and/or hide under her desk. She also reports dreaming about hearing aids and making earmolds and having difficulty composing sentences that aren't audiologicially related.
Results: Results of testing showed normal auditory function bilaterally, however, patient appears slightly giddy yet cranky.
Recommendations: 1. Patient should take the rest of the week off. Or perhaps the rest of the month. 2. Retest on request.
One day more.
3 Comments:
Another day, another destiny.
Alternative treatment: lots of chocolate. For a second opinion, consult Dr. McDonald.
McDonald, as assisted by Dr. McDreamy.
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