Today is not Monday...
... even thought I thought it was all day long, to the point that I even thought I knew what soup the cafeteria would be serving, and was disappointed and confused to see vegetable and cream of broccoli on display instead of beef stew and chicken noodle.
I have almost recovered from my confusion now, even though I did go grocery shopping this evening, which usually happens on a Monday. I was pleasantly surprised to find mixed salad greens on the shelves at the Superstore, and I bought them, and now I am extremely upset to discover that they are rotten and smelly. NOw I have to go all the way back into the store to get my money back.